About Me: When you think of me, think of the impossible. Think of all those episodes on tv where someone gets into an insane situation that you know would never happen. Think of all those movies with the wacky character who noone can understand. Think of all those books where the main character's life just keeps snowballing from absurd to absolutely ridiculous to "that would never happen in a million years". And then believe me when I tell you: They were based on me. Oh, not really. They're not nearly as unbelievable as the everyday of my life.